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‘AI is no longer optional’ — Microsoft admits AI doesn’t help at work

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An internal Microsoft memo has leaked. It was written by Julia Liuson, president of the Developer Division at Microsoft and GitHub. The memo tells managers to evaluate employees based on how much they use internal AI tools like the various Copilots: [Business Insider]

AI is now a fundamental part of how we work. Just like collaboration, data-driven thinking, and effective communication, using AI is no longer optional — it’s core to every role and every level.

Liuson told managers that AI “should be part of your holistic reflections on an individual’s performance and impact.”

Let’s be clear: this is a confession of abject failure.

Microsoft’s AI tools don’t work. Microsoft AI doesn’t make you more effective. Microsoft AI won’t do the job better.

If it did, Microsoft staff would be using it already. The competition inside Microsoft is vicious. If AI would get them ahead of the other guy, they’d use it.

We already know that when AI saves someone time at work, it’s because they can fob work off onto someone else. Total work doesn’t go down, and total productivity doesn’t go up.

But Microsoft is desperate to sell AI to anyone it can, because the CEO, Satya Nadella, has a bee in his bonnet. Nadella has decreed: everyone will use AI.

Even though it doesn’t work.

We should expect some enterprising Microsoft coder to come up with an automated AI agent system that racks up chatbot metrics for them — while they get on with their actual job.

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tante
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Using "AI" is no longer optional at Microsoft. Reminds me how when Meta had to force their engineers to use their "Metaverse" product.

If your product doesn't even gain traction internally, maybe it's just ... shit?
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Künstliche Intelligenz: 40 Prozent aller KI-Agenten bis 2027 wieder abgeschafft

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Viele KI-Agenten gehen nicht über die Funktionsweise von skriptbasierten Bots und virtuellen Assistenten hinaus. (KI, Gartner)
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tante
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Sogar Gartner ist aufgefallen, dass "KI"-Assistenten zu schlecht sind, um seriös eingesetzt zu werden.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Watch

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Click here to go see the bonus panel!

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Still better than the deontology watch, which stops you from lying, even to tell a murderer not to look in your basement.


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tante
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Utilitarians are weird
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Destroy "AI"

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Phineas:

I've been getting mad a lot about hollow-eyed, artless money ghouls telling me what's inevitable and then I had an idea I had to draw about it.

T-shirt!


Previously, previously, previously.

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tante
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Beautiful
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I’m Getting Real Tired Of Not Being Able To Trust That A Video Game Doesn’t Have AI Crap In It

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It sucks that players are having to scour every asset and line of dialogue

The post I’m Getting Real Tired Of Not Being Able To Trust That A Video Game Doesn’t Have AI Crap In It appeared first on Aftermath.



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tante
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"it feels like the hope with generative AI is that no matter how much you may hate it, the goal is to bombard you with its horrors and its excesses so frequently that you become numb to it."
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Marketing: Werbung mit KI im Text schreckt Kunden ab

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Wer mit künstlicher Intelligenz wirbt, verkauft schlechter: Forscher belegen, dass die Erwähnung abschreckt - besonders bei teuren Produkten. (KI, Onlinewerbung)
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tante
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Nicht die Erste Studie mit dem Ergebnis: Auch Kund*innen parsen "KI"-integration als Signal für niedere Qualität
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